Whats jokes
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
THE HOOD
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!