Whats jokes

What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)

I got in a cage fight.

The hamster didn't know what hit him!

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?

It's white and it's brown.

What do you call an octopus on land?

A spider, duh!

What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

A dictator.

What type of pictures do orphans take?

Selfies.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry.

(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.

Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!

Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina

How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?

JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?

We were both caused by broken rubber.

What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.

David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

Answer: David.

What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?

A candle or a pencil!

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.