Whats jokes
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
THE HOOD
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.