Whats jokes
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed, and they all went to heaven.
God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said, "I want to be handsome." God granted his wish. The second guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the first guy." God granted his wish. The third guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish, and this continued on and on until the 15th ugly guy. The ugly guy was laughing, really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.