Whats jokes
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.