Whats jokes
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
Memes
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.