What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What does the initials ACLU stand for 🤔 American Communist Lawyers Union
I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did
What's the difference between dark humour and morbid humour?
Dark humour is 10 babys in a trash can Morbid humour is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator
What do you call someone with a pindie spot
Stop screen recording
My uncle and I have some what of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie
what is the fastest country?iran
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love. I had to pay a hooker for, twelve hours work. ... I felt nothing, but its was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS
what did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?
A self-fie
what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic
