What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Whats Jokes
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”
MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"
The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."
The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
What does a cow say when he remembers something?
"I have deja moo!"
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.
