Whats jokes
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
Before the class starts
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What is the best Catholic dating app?
Grinder.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?
Cremation.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”