Whats jokes
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What is tyyyyyyyyu?
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
9+10=21
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.