Whats jokes
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.
What is the best Catholic dating app?
Grinder.
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
Before the class starts
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.