Whats jokes
What is the best Catholic dating app?
Grinder.
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
Before the class starts
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”
MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.