Whats jokes
What is the best Catholic dating app?
Grinder.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”
MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!