What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
Whats Jokes
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”
MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"
The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."
The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
What does a cow say when he remembers something?
"I have deja moo!"
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
