Whats jokes
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
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