Whats

Whats jokes

Butt

What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”

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  • Garden

    SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”

    MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”

    Skeleton

    What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?

    Memes

    Song

    What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...

    Let the bodies hit the floor.

    Buttcheek

    What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?

    "Together we can stop this shit."

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  • Man

    A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"

    The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."

    The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."

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  • Would You Rather

    Friend 1: Eyyy gurl

    Me: Hey! (Fake smile)

    Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?

    6 hours later

    Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?

    Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?

    Teenage girl

    What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.

    Anal Sex

    My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."

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  • Cow

    What does a cow say when he remembers something?

    "I have deja moo!"

    Child

    What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?

    Not Sally.

    Baby

    What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?

    A baby in a blender.