Whats jokes
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
i dont think that memes are what you think it memes
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.