Whats jokes
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What does a cow say when he remembers something?
"I have deja moo!"
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.
Memes
They knew what they were doing
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
What is different about priests and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)