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Whats jokes

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.

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  • Priest

    What is different about priests and acne?

    Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.

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  • School Bus

    What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

    School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.

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  • Gay Men

    What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.

    Memes

    R. Kelly

    What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?

    R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.

    Mexican

    What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?

    One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)

    Orphan

    What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)

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  • Nut

    What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.

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  • Doctor

    A woman comes to the doctor and tells her, "Doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?" The doctor says, "My number."

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