What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Whats Jokes
What is different about priests and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident?
An amputation.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do gay men like cocks?
š¦š¦š¦ they like the cream filling š
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
