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Orphan

What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)

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    • Dog

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.

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    • School Bus

    What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

    School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.

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    • Memes

    Whats memes

    Pedophile

    A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”

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    • Anal Sex

    My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."

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    • Priest

    What is different about priests and acne?

    Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.

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    • R. Kelly

    What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?

    R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.

    Gay Men

    What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.

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    • Rape

    So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."

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    • Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.

    Mexican

    What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?

    One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)

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