Whats jokes
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Memes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."
What is different about priests and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"
The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."
The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.