Whats jokes

What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?

CUMedy.

What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."

what's the difference between hitler and you?

one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

Me: Are you an orphan?

Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?

Me: ....ur parents.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.

What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

What is the best Catholic dating app?

Grinder.

What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...

What’s the key to a successful relationship?

Consent.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

Me: I have lost it.

Random: Lost what?

Me: My will to live.

What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?

Finding out it was traced.