Whats jokes
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.