Whats jokes
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
Before the class starts
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
Therapist: So what brought you here today?
Wife: He's too literal.
Therapist: And you, sir?
Husband: My truck.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.