Whats jokes
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
Memes
They knew what they were doing
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What's the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-