Whats jokes
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.