Whats jokes
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
Memes
They knew what they were doing
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What's the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.