What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.