Whats jokes
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
Memes
They knew what they were doing
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What is the best Catholic dating app?
Grinder.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.