Whats jokes

What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?

•Terminal

Me: Are you an orphan?

Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?

Me: ....ur parents.

What does BLM stand for?

Bisexual Lives Matter.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled children.

what do you call a retard smoking weed?

a baked potato.

What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.

What's the worst thing to star in?

An amber alert.

What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...

Let the bodies hit the floor.

What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?

Sum Ting Wong.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross-country!!!

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.

Therapist: So what brought you here today?

Wife: He's too literal.

Therapist: And you, sir?

Husband: My truck.

When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."

What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?

I don't care if she has either.

What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?

They both hang...

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic.

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.