Whats jokes

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled children.

What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.

What's the worst thing to star in?

An amber alert.

So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...

Let the bodies hit the floor.

When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."

What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?

I don't care if she has either.

What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross-country!!!

What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?

They both hang...

what do you call a retard smoking weed?

a baked potato.

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic.

What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

Me: I have lost it.

Random: Lost what?

Me: My will to live.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.

A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?

His lawnmower.