Whats jokes
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
kayla?
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.