Whats jokes
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
Therapist: So what brought you here today?
Wife: He's too literal.
Therapist: And you, sir?
Husband: My truck.
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.