Whats

Whats jokes

Major

What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?

The thot that counts.

Face

What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?

Finding out it was traced.

Memes

Mind

Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.

Dishwasher

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Food

What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.

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  • Cancer

    What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?

    •Terminal

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  • Baby

    What's worse than a baby in a trash can?

    A baby in 10 trash cans.

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  • Orphan

    What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?

    Both their parents were separated.