Whats jokes
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
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What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What’s similar between a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus inside of her?
They’re both thinking, “Oh, shit, my mum’s gonna kill me!”
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?