Whats jokes
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Memes
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.