Whats jokes
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What do you call a cute door?
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.