Whats jokes
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
What does a house wear? Address.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.