Whats jokes
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What do gay horses eat?
Horse dick.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.