Whats jokes
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Memes
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!