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What's the joke?
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Whats Jokes
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
