Whats jokes
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
A: Loading up the dishwasher.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"