Whats jokes
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
THE HOOD
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.