Whats jokes
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
Memes
wtaf dose it meannnn
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
What is a cow?
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!