Whats jokes
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!