Whats jokes
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
the best ANIME joke ever!!
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.