Whats jokes
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
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What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.
OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.