Whats

Whats jokes

Difference

What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

Twin Towers

What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?

They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.

Llama

What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?

"Alpaca my bags."

Memes

Strap

What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?

They both use strap on tools.

Hitler

What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

Dog

What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?

NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!

Argument

What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?

Just switch off the lights.

Woman

What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?

The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.

Steamroller

One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.

I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.