I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Whats Jokes
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
