Whats jokes
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
Two men are in a rainforest, and one of them is peeing. Suddenly, a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!” He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car, so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened, and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out.” The man went back to the other man and said, “There is no hope, you will die.”
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.