Whats jokes
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
What is baseball?
What is a good night for you?
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.