Whats jokes
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!