Whats jokes
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.