Whats jokes
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Memes
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
What's tree plus tree?
Sticks!
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)