Whats jokes
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
What is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.