Whats jokes
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
Memes
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.