What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
Whats Jokes
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
I like this episode
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What is fun? Everyone.
What is a good night for you?
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
