Whats jokes
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Memes
C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!