Whats jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!