Whats

Whats jokes

Egg

What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?

You can beat an egg.

Gonorrhea

What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?

Standing ovation!

Orphan

Kid: Imagine being an orphan!

Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*

Kid: WAIT, WHAT!

Memes

Blonde chick

What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

Wife

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D

Fan

What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?

Lots of fans.

Turtle

Whatโ€™s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?

Getting them to come out of their shell.