Whats jokes
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Memes
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeรฑo business!
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Whatโs black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
Whatโs the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.