Whats jokes
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!