Whats jokes
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments
What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.