Whats jokes
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.