What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
Whats Jokes
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
