Whats jokes
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Moon Knight is awesome
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.