Whats jokes
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
What is a pile of balls?
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
What's tree plus tree?
Sticks!
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"