Whats jokes
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
What is baseball?
What is a good night for you?
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
Memes
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.