Whats jokes
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
Memes
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."