Whats jokes
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Lol same
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
Three nuns are talking, and the first nun says, "You would never believe what I discovered." Intrigued, the others signal her to continue. "I found a phone in the priest's room," said the first nun. "Oh, that's nothing," said the second one. "I found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. "What did you do with them?" said the first nun. Pridefully, the second nun responds with, "I poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "Oh sh*t...."
What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth? A "glad-he-ate-her".
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?