Whats jokes
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.