Whats jokes
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Memes
I guess all humans are bisexual because it’s “the default”
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.