Whats jokes
What do emos do?
Hang.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
i dont think that memes are what you think it memes
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.