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Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.