Whats jokes
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Memes
for big dave fan
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.