Whats jokes
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Memes
A special quote:
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!