What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
Whats Jokes
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
