Whats jokes
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.