Whats jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What about women's lefts?
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.