Whats jokes
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Memes
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.