Whats jokes
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
mom: what movie do you want to see? me: uh-
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.