Whats jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make? A. A dino-snore.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣