Whats jokes
What do emos do?
Hang.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Memes
Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.