Whats jokes
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."