Whats jokes
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Ohio
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
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