What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Whats Jokes
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
I guess all humans are bisexual because it’s “the default”
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
