Whats jokes
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Moon Knight is awesome
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"