Whats jokes
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Memes
A special quote:
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.