Whats jokes
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
the best ANIME joke ever!!
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.