Whats jokes
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
Memes
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.