Whats jokes
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Memes
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.