Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.