Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!