Whats jokes
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Memes
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!