Whats jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!