Whats jokes
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.