Whats jokes
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.