Whats jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What store is the most public?
Publix!