Whats jokes
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
Memes
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
What were the webs?
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.