Whats jokes
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
What age is served for breakfast?
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
What were the webs?
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do emos do?
Hang.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?