Whats jokes
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.