What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
Whats Jokes
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Whats the frist thing u see
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
