Whats jokes
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.
Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
What did Ron put in his diary?
I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor? Porn Cocktail.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"