Whats jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.