Whats jokes
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
What's tree plus tree?
Sticks!
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D