Whats jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Memes
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.