Whats jokes
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Memes
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.