Whats jokes
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
What age is served for breakfast?