Whats jokes
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
Memes
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What is fun? Everyone.
What is a good night for you?
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.