What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
Whats Jokes
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
LOL
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
