Whats jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
Memes
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
My friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm making holy water.
My friend: How?
Me: I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"