What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic and the other is a priest.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What animal lies? A lion.
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
What time do you call me tomorrow?
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
