Whats jokes
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
Memes
what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.