Whats jokes
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
Memes
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?
It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.