Whats jokes
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What’s the difference between the baby I just stabbed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.