Whats jokes
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast? Korn Flakes.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic? Free dog food.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.