Whats jokes
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
What do you call a three humped camel?
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.