What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
Whats Jokes
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
ehehhe everything.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
