Whats jokes
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Memes
Ohio
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."