Whats jokes
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
What is this wrong answers only
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.