Whats jokes
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"