Whats jokes
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
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What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
Memes
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."