Whats jokes
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.