Whats jokes
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.
"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.
"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head.
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.
"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
What's Reddit?
What's that thing that walks on two legs, washes dishes, sucks my cock, cooks, cleans, bends over for me and never fucking shuts up?
Femoids.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting them back in the wheelchair.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call a washed vegetable? A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
I hate it when people are at my house and ask, "Do you have a bathroom?" What answer are they expecting? "No, we pee in the yard?"