Whats

Whats jokes

Nail

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.

Memes

Sex

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

Hormone

So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"

Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"

Uranus

Teacher: What’s the closest planet?

Kids yell: Sun.

Except for one.

Other kid: Uranus.

Teacher: Uranus?

Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.

Love

Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!

Shooter

When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?

Dad

What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?

Once they're gone, they never come back.

Orphan

What's a plus side to being an orphan?

Every bag of chips is family size. T - T

Orphan

I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.

Orphan: "What family?"

Girl

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

School

Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.

Teacher: What kind of appointment?

Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈

True story.