Whats jokes
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
Memes
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."