Whats jokes
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What do you call a three humped camel?
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.