Whats jokes
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Memes
Happens every time
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.