Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Whats Jokes
What’s the difference between the baby I just stabbed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
My friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm making holy water.
My friend: How?
Me: I'm boiling the hell out of it.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
