Whats jokes
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.