Whats jokes

What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?

There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.

What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?

Killer Kool-Aid.

What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?

A blowjob is anonymous.

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

You better not lay a finger on her!

Q: What's the best part about gardening?

A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?

He left him hanging.

Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.

What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.

What's the best way to cure the hiccups? Suicide.

What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?

The boomerang comes back.

What is a testicle's favorite book?

Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!

What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?

A hoedown.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Disabled.

I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?

HO HO HO

What do you call German weed?

Mustard Gas.

What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?

9:11 AM

What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.