Whats jokes
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
This goes out to my ex no name droppin tho
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.