Whats jokes
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!