Whats jokes
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.