Whats jokes
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.