Whats jokes

What did the knife say to the other knife?

"Knife to meet you."

What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?

"Here's the beef of the week!"

What do you get when you eat a hamburger?

Mustard gas.

What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?

A Brick can get laid.

What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?

“Good evening, ladies.”

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

*Aye, Matey!*

What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?

Their parents are extinct.

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.

Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

What did the owl that's a detective say?

"Hoo did it?"

What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!

What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?

They are both invisible.

What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?

Both of them are just full of shit.

What is brown and sticky?

What is white and gooey?

What is long and hard?

(Tell me in the comments)

Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?

Answer: Loneliness.

What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.

What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.

BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!

Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.

BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!

Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.

What type of alphabet does an elf learn?

The elf-abet.