Whats jokes
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
What is my favorite thing about my grandpa?
His life insurance.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.