Whats jokes
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
What do you call a three humped camel?
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.