Whats jokes
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.