Whats jokes
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.