Whats jokes

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.

Woman gets pulled over by a cop.

Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"

Lady: "No, officer."

Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"

Lady: "Just water, officer."

Cop: "Looks like wine to me."

Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"

What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?

I spy.

What do you call a one-legged Asian?

Tie Won Shoo.

What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh.

What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!

Q: What do you call a gang of emos?

A: Suicide Squad.

What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.

What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.

What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?

A midget spinner.

What do you call a three humped camel?

What do McDonald's and priests have in common?

They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.

What type of deer can jump higher than a house?

All houses can't jump.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What is Instagram called in USA?

Instaounce.

What do cannibals call a person that is running?

Fast food.

I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."

What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?

CrossFit.