What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
Whats Jokes
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
Aliens
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
