Whats jokes
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
This goes out to my ex no name droppin tho
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"