Whats jokes
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Memes
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.