Whats jokes
What do you call a three humped camel?
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.