Whats jokes
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
Let me know what your results are!
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.