What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
Whats Jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What is the bus?
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
What hangs low?
Balls.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
