Whats jokes

What does a serial killer make for breakfast?

Scrambled legs and toes.

What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?

Abo-lanche.

What do you call a goat?

A goat.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?

Mario Kart.

What's the best thing about beating up orphans?

They can't tell their parents.

Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!

Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!

Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!

Frisk: HAHAHA

Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!

Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!

What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?

Morgan.

A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.

She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."

The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.

Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)

A kid came from school. His mother said, "What did you do in school?" The boy replied, "I had sex with my teacher." She said, "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said, "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you, son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store, the dad said, "Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said, "I can't, my butt is sore." Dad said, "Why is your butt sore?" The Boy said, "Because I had sex with my teacher."

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.

One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."

After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents, "Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white!"

The mother rushes the boy to the hospital, while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm.

"How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" he exclaims.

The wife looks up at him, "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection!"

What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?

A bone-étit.

What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?

I don't know, I have both!

What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?

Raped an eight-year-old girl.

What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?

What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?

They never get old.

What do you call an orphan family photo?

A selfi.

Most annoying thing...

When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...