Whats jokes
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What did Sally get for Easter?..
Nail polish.
Memes
What's wrong with this picture? (Yes it's from IXL but who cares)
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Hehe
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
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What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.