Whats jokes
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.
Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?
A: You koalagize to it.
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?
Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.