Whats jokes
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
So true
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
Disabled man stands up.
Blind man: “You can stand?”
Deaf man: “You can see?”
Mute man: “You can hear?”
Disabled man: “You can talk?”
Doctor: “What the actual fuck?”
Other doctor: “FUCK THIS, I QUIT!”
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"