Whats jokes
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
Disabled man stands up.
Blind man: “You can stand?”
Deaf man: “You can see?”
Mute man: “You can hear?”
Disabled man: “You can talk?”
Doctor: “What the actual fuck?”
Other doctor: “FUCK THIS, I QUIT!”
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!