Whats jokes
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
Memes
kayla?
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.