Whats jokes
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
What did Sally get for Easter?..
Nail polish.
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.