Whats jokes
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
What is the bus?
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
What hangs low?
Balls.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."