Whats jokes
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Memes
What do they say when they answer the phone???
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back, she looks 15.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.