What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
Whats Jokes
What can a rock possibly say?
Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
What looks like peanut butter and jelly, and makes a woman scream?
Afterbirth.
