Whats jokes

What do Priests and School shooters have in common?

They both blast little kids in the face.

What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?

Father Les.

What is the difference between a priest and a zit?

The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.

What does a condom and a coffin have in common?

They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.

What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?

Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples actually get picked.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.

What's the best thing about an orphan GF?

You don't have to meet her parents.

What's the most expensive haircut?

Chemotherapy.

What's an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?

Gay.

What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.

What is one plus one?

It's TOO hard!

What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.

What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?

Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!

What did the toilet say to the other toilet?

"You look flushed."

A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.

When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

What do cats have for breakfast?

Mice crispies.