Whats jokes
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Carlos.
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back, she looks 15.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.