Whats jokes
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver? One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.