Whats jokes
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"