Whats jokes
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs? Names......
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier? “Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.