Whats jokes
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
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What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
2020:
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.