Whats jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Memes
Oh dear Omnissiah imma act up!
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
What ended in 1999? 1998.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"