Whats jokes
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
What did I do with the internet?
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
So true though!!!
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.