Whats jokes

What do you get when you goblin with a shark?

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A stick.

What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?

An escort.

I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop!

What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?

Sharp! 🤣

What flies around the school at night?

Alpha-bats!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.

To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.

If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.

"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"

What do old people have when they are sick.

A going away party.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.

What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

What do you give a pig when it has a rash?

Oinkment.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.