Whats jokes
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
What is the biggest lie ever?
"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."
Memes
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.