Whats jokes
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
So true though!!!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"