Whats jokes
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!