Whats jokes
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Memes
“High Arousal”
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”