What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr. Colin, who loves making a din, He thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, That's not what everyone shows, About his life he ploughs and ploughs, About his dog Bella and his relationship woes... Mr. Colin, we do not care, When you speak, our minds are not there, Your life you have unnecessarily shared, When we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr. Colin, rumbling about his exceptions, Just when someone puts something in the bin, Or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, But Mr. Colin, drinking too much gin, Will flail all his annoying attention on him, He'll push his limits, right to the rim...
And just how I love flan! Oh, he's finally gone!
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
What's red and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner?
Same baby, one week later.
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
