Whats jokes
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."