Whats jokes
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.