Whats jokes
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Memes
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.