Whats jokes
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
Memes
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.