Whats jokes
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
Quiet kid: "I'm home!"
Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"
Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."