Whats jokes
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!