Whats jokes

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

😂🤣

What do the initials POOP stand for?

Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?

What do you call an orphan family photo?

A selfie.

What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?

Stand up.

What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.

What's a cannibal's favorite snack?

Men toes! 😂🤣

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.

What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?

You die of laughter.

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.