Whats jokes
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.