Whats jokes
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What is the definition of fellatio?
Auto masturbation.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.