Whats jokes
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
Memes
My sister every morning
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.