Whats jokes

What's the best cheese in the world?

Dick cheese.

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.

What is a vegetarian's favorite song?

No beef.

A Mario & Luigi joke.

What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Why can’t orphans play poker?

Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

What is a cow that's good at math good for?

Meat pie.

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.

What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.

What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

What do you give a pig when it has a rash?

Oinkment.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourselves!

What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.

What did I do with the internet?