What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Whats Jokes
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
