Whats jokes
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
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What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.