Whats jokes
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
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What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What month has 28 days?
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.