Whats jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! π
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Umm, what joke should I make?
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Memes
What do you call a nazi that canβt see?
A nozi.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs donβt work like they used to before."
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Whatβs the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.