Whats jokes
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.