Whats jokes
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
Memes
Let me know what your results are!
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.