Whats jokes
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.