Whats jokes
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What does suck a sucking fish?
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.