Whats jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.