Whats jokes
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Memes
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What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.