Whats jokes
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Memes
What is eh on abt
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."