What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Whats Jokes
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! π
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Umm, what joke should I make?
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
Whatβs the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
What do you call California when itβs having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What canβt orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
