Whats jokes
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.