Whats jokes
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.