Whats jokes
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.