Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Whats Jokes
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What's 1 + 1?
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
