Whats jokes
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Memes
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!