Whats jokes
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
Memes
man this hits
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What is the definition of fellatio?
Auto masturbation.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.