Whats jokes
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
What did the creep do when the woman said, âMake yourself at home?â
He hid in her attic.
Whatâs the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Memes
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
What month has 28 days?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesnât matter what you call it; it wonât come to you.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."