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What did the gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
"Why is there so much shit in here?"
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call a retard?
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.