What is an Emo’s favourite music element
Self harmony
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A “Lickalottapuss”.
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging