What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
Whats Jokes
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
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What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.
Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
Boyfriend: You're both!
Girlfriend: What do you mean by that?
Boyfriend: You're pretty ugly!!!
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
I answered, "Happy."
The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.
He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."
He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."
Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
