Whats jokes
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
real.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?
"You feed the dog, I’ll feed the fish."
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!