Whats jokes
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."
Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest?
Mom: Shut up and keep licking.
My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
I answered, "Happy."
The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.
He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."
He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."
Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.