Whats jokes
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest?
Mom: Shut up and keep licking.
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."
My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
I answered, "Happy."
The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.
He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."
He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."
Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.