What's Michael Jackson's favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men. Coach
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
My teacher gave us an assignment and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I answered "Happy". The teacher said I didn't understand the test, I said to her that she didn't understand life
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
What is Stephen Hawking' favourite song
Head shoulders screws and bolts
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."
"What was your first impression on him?"
"I told him, she calls me daddy too."
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first
what do you call a dad in the mirror?
( Your imagination )
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28yr olds? There's 20 of them!
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
"I'd hit that"
