Whats

Whats jokes

Priest

What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?

They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

    The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

    Airstrike

    What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

    They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

    Memes

    Charge

    What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.

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  • Sarcasm

    I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.

    Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.

    Part

    Q: What's the best part about gardening?

    A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

    Orphanage

    Last night I burned down an orphanage.

    There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

    Kid

    What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

    A pair of gloves!

    Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.

    Homework

    Teacher: What does the pig give us? Student: Bacon.

    Teacher: Very good. How about the chicken? Student: Meat.

    Teacher: Good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: Homework.

    Insult

    My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.

    Part

    What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?

    Family comes first.