Whats jokes
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What's the difference between a Christian and a schizophrenic?
Nothing.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.