Whats jokes
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes? Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...