Whats jokes
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.