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What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
what a role model xx
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."