Whats jokes
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.
The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The inspector then asks, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" asks the inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
Funny Test Answers #6
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
What's the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.