What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
what did hitler and usain bolt have in common? they both finished the races
What’s the difference between criminal’s and orphan’s?
Only one is wanted.
What is red and white and goes 200 mph A baby in a blender.
What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room
Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck
What's worst then finding 10 babys in 10 dumpsters??
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence
Udder destruction
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
What do u call a white person having a seizure
A vanilla shake
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite Piano note? A Minor
What’s a school shooters favorite anime
Assassination classroom
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What do you call a dead parrot ? Polygon
