Whats jokes
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What is eh on abt
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
Me: John, what did he do earlier?
John: Hold on, I’m trying to think.
Me: I thought I smelled poop.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What did Ron put in his diary?
I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."