Whats jokes
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻