Whats jokes
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Memes
cane sauce
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.