Whats jokes
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Memes
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.