Whats jokes

What do you call a duck on drugs?

A quackhead.

I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."

What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!

What did Ron put in his diary?

I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.

What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!

If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?

What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."

What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?

Everyone gets a turn ;)

What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.

What is a Mexican's only obstacle?

Border patrol.

What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?

Technoblade!

What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.

What did the cancer cell say to its neighbor?

"Mind if I join you?"

What's black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!

What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?

Depends...

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?

A blood bath.

What did the panther say at the poker party?

I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"

And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"

And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.

What's black and yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of orphans.