What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
