Whats jokes
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
Y’all tryna get down or what like 😛
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.