Whats jokes
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What do you call a PEIS?
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?