Whats jokes
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
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What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"