Whats jokes
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show? He's got some "sweet" moves!
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What is the difference between a human and a human?
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes? Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What is the difference between the human rights?
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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