What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear
White vans
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what”
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An Orphan
What do bees 🐝 brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher...........a PDF file
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
What do you get when you have a annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans 2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.
What's a lesbians favorite type of food?
Finger-Food
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
U can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
Whats the difference between a priest and McDonalds?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
What is a Necrophiliacs favorite band?
Coldplay
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready kids?🤣
