What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
Listen here, you smooth-brained buffoon. You wrote a question, and then the punchline is the most obvious answer ever. Like, duh, at a funeral, the worst thing you can do is be the corpse because, you know, you're dead and it's your funeral, which makes things awkward. And you think that's funny, you absolute walnut.