Whats jokes
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"
She replies with, "These are my headlights."
He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."
So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."
Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"
What did you call a school that got blown up?
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!