Whats jokes

What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea.

When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?

If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!

Why did little sally fall off the swings?

Because she had no arms.

What did sally get for Christmas?

Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.

What's the best part about plowing your cousin?

- It makes your sister jealous.

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?

Rainbow Six Siege.

What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?

A blowjob is anonymous.

What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?

A cock sucker.

What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?

Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.

You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

What's the laziest mountain?

Mount Ever-rest.

What's both red, white and sometimes purple?

My arms...

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD incoming.