Whats jokes
What is the best way to pick a woman at a bar?
Spike her drink with roofies
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What the hell dam, hell dam?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call the bomb dropped on Hiroshima?
A rice cooker.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"