What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Whats Jokes
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.
"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.
"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head.
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.
"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
What's the laziest mountain?
Mount Ever-rest.
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?
They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
