Whats jokes
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
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Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?
A pair of gloves!
Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.