What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral
The corpse
What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral
The corpse
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said you are what you eat. He then proceeded to run away from me.
what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
Girlfriend: am I pretty or ugly?
Boyfriend: your both!
Girlfriend: what do you mean by that?
Boyfriend: your pretty ugly!!!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: 'You might want to sit down for this.'
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.