Whats jokes
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
Memes
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?
A pair of gloves!
Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.