Whats jokes
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?
A pair of gloves!
Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
What's the laziest mountain?
Mount Ever-rest.