Whats jokes
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
what is less than 0?
my will to live.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
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What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?
A pair of gloves!
Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.