Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."