Whats jokes
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.