Whats jokes
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.