Whats jokes
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.