Whats jokes
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Memes
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.