Whats jokes
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
What is the address?
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?