I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Whats Jokes
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
