Whats jokes
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"
Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.