Whats jokes
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
Memes
What is eh on abt
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.