Whats jokes
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Memes
whats up
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.