Whats jokes
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What the heck did I discover?
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.