Whats jokes
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!