Whats jokes
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.