Whats jokes
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What do you call a blind racist?
A not see.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
What type of tape do kidnappers use?
Abduct-Tape.
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."
Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"
Patient: "What condition?"
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.