Whats

Whats jokes

Glory Hole

What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?

Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.

Depression

What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.

Priest

What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?

They both came in a little behind.

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  • Memes

    Bison

    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."

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  • Ocean

    What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

    Priest

    What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

    One is Catholic.

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  • Shovel

    What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?

    It is ground breaking!

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  • Self Harm

    Friend: “What's that on your arm?”

    Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”

    Tower

    What did the north tower say to the south tower?

    "You're too young to smoke."

    TV

    What do TVs and girls have in common?

    They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

    Dad

    What makes a joke a dad joke?

    I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.

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  • Violet

    Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?