What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
Whats Jokes
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
