Whats jokes
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What’s the best way to stop diarrhea in India?
With a butt plug.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.
“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.
“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.