Whats jokes
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
What type of tape do kidnappers use?
Abduct-Tape.
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.