Whats jokes
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Memes
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
What type of tape do kidnappers use?
Abduct-Tape.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."
Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"
Patient: "What condition?"
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."