Whats jokes

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."

Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?

Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.

What do you call a cute door?

Adoorable.

What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?

Standing Tall.

What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?

Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.

What does a cannibal call people in water?

Sea food.

What type of tape do kidnappers use?

Abduct-Tape.

What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.

What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?

They both came in a little behind.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.

Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."

Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"

Patient: "What condition?"

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic.

What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?

It is ground breaking!

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

- There's 20 of them.

What makes a joke a dad joke?

I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.

You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?

Having to wait your turn.

What is Hitler's least favorite month?

Jewly.