Whats jokes
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble? That hit the spot!
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.