Whats jokes
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Memes
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
What type of tape do kidnappers use?
Abduct-Tape.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."
Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"
Patient: "What condition?"
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.