Whats jokes
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
Memes
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
What type of tape do kidnappers use?
Abduct-Tape.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."
Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"
Patient: "What condition?"
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”