Whats jokes
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college? Bye-son.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What can you catch, but not throw?