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Emo kid

Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.

Crisis

What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"

Guy

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

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  • Man

    What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."

    Midget

    What do you call a Mexican midget?

    A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.

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  • Suicide

    A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.

    "What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.

    "There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"

    The priest shakes his head.

    "Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.

    "Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."

    Iceberg

    Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

    Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?