Whats jokes
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
What's the most expensive haircut in the world?
Chemotherapy.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
Memes
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.
"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.
"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head.
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.
"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
what is less than 0?
my will to live.
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.