Whats jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What's the difference between a duck?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.