What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
What's both red, white and sometimes purple My arms...
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair
What does a rock and a girl have in common? The flat ones get skipped
Q: What's the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said "what are you gonna do, tell your parents?"