Whats jokes

What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"

What do you call 6 gay men going to war?

Rainbow 6 Siege.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.

what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?

Panera Wed.

What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.

What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?

Guardian of the confessional booth.

What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea.

What do you call a chair that smokes weed?

A high chair.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD incoming.

What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"

Two men are in a rainforest, and one of them is peeing. Suddenly, a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!” He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car, so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened, and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out.” The man went back to the other man and said, “There is no hope, you will die.”

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."

What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?

Phill Ming.

What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?

Both have eight legs.

What do you call a single bisexual?

All bi myself.

what is less than 0?

my will to live.