What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
Whats Jokes
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
what is less than 0?
my will to live.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
