Whats jokes
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
Memes
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.