Whats jokes
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
ITS SO TRUE ONG
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
A shop assistant is helping a little boy find his mum.
"What's she like?" he asked the boy.
"BIG COCKS AND VODKA!" said the boy.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"
He didn't realize what was about to happen.
"That's what she said!"
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast? Korn Flakes.