Whats jokes
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
Doctor: I have bad news and really bad news.
Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What's the really bad news?
Doctor: I forgot to tell you yesterday.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
What do cows listen to on headphones?
moo-sic.
What's similar between a 14 year old pregnant girl and the fetus inside of her?
They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's going to kill me!"