Whats jokes
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you’re nailing them.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"