Whats jokes
What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you’re nailing them.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.