Whats jokes
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
Memes
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.