I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
Whats Jokes
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping blockđź–¤
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What did the cow say?
Moo!
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
