Whats jokes
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.
My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
I feel this one on a personal level.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.