Whats jokes
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What does a cow say? Moo.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
The "what the flip is this" mobile!
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.