Whats jokes
Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
Memes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."