Whats jokes
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
Memes
Like if its true
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.