Whats jokes

Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...

What was the orphan's name?

Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?

A.) A family stump.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!

What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?

A motherboard.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of 'em can see their parents.

What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?

Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?

An RCXD.

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?

Spider-Man: Far From Home.

What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."

Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.

What's an orphan's favorite song?

"Gimme Shelter."