Whats jokes
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Driver's License-By- watersharky Music Productions and Olivia Rodrigo-
I got my driver's license last week Just like we always talked about 'Cause you were so excited for me To finally drive up to your house But today I drove through the suburbs Crying 'cause you weren't around And you're probably with that blonde girl Who always made me doubt She's so much older than me She's everything I'm insecure about Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs 'Cause how could I ever love someone else? And I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street And all my friends are tired Of hearing how much I miss you, but I kinda feel sorry for them 'Cause they'll never know you the way that I do, yeah Today I drove through the suburbs And pictured I was driving home to you And I know we weren't perfect But I've never felt this way for no one, oh And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Red lights, stop signs I still see your face in the white cars, front yards Can't drive past the places we used to go to 'Cause I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Sidewalks we crossed I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing Over all the noise God, I'm so blue, know we're through But I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone 'Cause you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Yeah, you said forever, now I drive alone past your street...
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?