Whats jokes
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.