Princess Diana's Last Thought

This is a dark and morbid joke that plays on the tragic death of Princess Diana in a car crash. The punchline, "the steering wheel," is a gruesome way of referencing the fatal impact she experienced during the accident.

• Steering Wheel
• Mind
• Car
• Crash
• Death
• Princess Diana

• Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
• What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life? Taxi.
• What was the last hat Princess Diana wore? A bonnet.
• What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.