Whats jokes
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there, son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.