Whats jokes
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
Memes
W dog
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.