Whats jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Memes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.