Whats jokes
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!