Whats jokes
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.