Whats jokes
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
What’s the best part about stage four cancer?
There’s no stage five.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸