Whats jokes
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Memes
Well.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.