Whats jokes
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.