Whats jokes
What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?