Whats jokes
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Memes
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.