Whats jokes
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them, but the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, “Shove it up your butt, if you laugh we kill you.” So, he shoves the peach up his butt and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native Americans kill him. They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, “I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?” The second guy says, “Oh yea, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.