Whats jokes
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Memes
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?