Whats jokes

What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?

Nothing.

What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?

The vegetable gets picked.

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?

Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a good driver.

Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.

What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.

What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.

What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.

What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?

A stroke of luck :)

What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?

Others: R.

Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.

What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?

Family Feud.

What did Bonnie say to Chica?

"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."

What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?

"Hello Ladies!"

Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

Answer: He was left hanging.

What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.