Whats jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
Like if its true
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.