Whats jokes
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"