A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What is the highest number?
420.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
