Whats jokes
What part of the vegetable is the hardest to eat? The wheelchair.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
What has four legs and one arm? A doberman at the playground.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."