Whats jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.