Whats jokes

What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?

One of them won’t clean the oven.

What do you call an apartment full of Black people?

A crackhouse.

What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?

Condoms.

What do you call a fat transgender midget?

Jigglypuff.

What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?

It’s the premium version of gay.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw them some laundry.

What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?

Black matter leaves an impact.

What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll up.

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

What tree is every emo kid trying to find?

The hanging tree.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?

A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.

What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?

There are twenty of them.

What did Hitler get for his birthday?

A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.

What do you call a surprised Asian?

Ho Lee Fuc.

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?

Sixty nein.

Why did God create yeast infections?

So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.

What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.

"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there, son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."