Whats jokes
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"