Whats jokes
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.