Whats jokes
What’s kid Among Us?
Sugoma dik!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital.
Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me, but I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheelchair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically, it will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guy says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."