What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Whats Jokes
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there, son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
