Whats jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
Memes
Let's learn arabic!
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.