Whats jokes

I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.

The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"

Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.

What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.

What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?

The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

(People will then say "r")

Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.

What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?

The hole experience.

What is the difference between a whore and an onion?

You don't cry when you chop a whore.

What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?

There’s twenty of them.

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?

That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr

What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"

What talks high pitched and can't fly?

A gay man in Iran.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

You can keep the tip.

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.

What’s one good thing about pedophiles?

They drive slow in school zones.

What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.

What do you call a Muslim sleepover?

Osamas in Pajamas.

What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.

What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?

Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.