Whats jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What did the tree say to the wind?
Leaf me alone.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
A cop saw an old lady carrying two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash.
"How did you get all this?" asked the cop.
"Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grabbed my hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that, nobody pees in my yard ever again."
The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?"
She said, "Not everybody paid."
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.