Whats jokes
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"