Whats jokes
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What sucks but doesn't suck?
Vacuums!
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
God is you... If you have a dog
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"
"Ok."
"What town did you grow up in?"
"Oral."
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."
My friends: "What's your dream job?"
Me: "I'm going to die young :))"
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.