Whats jokes
What sucks but doesn't suck?
Vacuums!
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
Memes
wear sweatpants.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.