Whats jokes
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Memes
A meme
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!
A man has a terminal illness and isn't sure how long he has left to live, so he talks to his doctor. The man asks, "How long am I going to live?"
The doctor says, "Depends, what time is it?" The doctor then looks at his watch and says, "10".
The man asks, "Ten what?"
Then the doctor keeps going, "6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1".