Whats jokes
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"