Whats jokes
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
Memes
Boys Experiments be like:
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!