Whats jokes
"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"
"Ok."
"What town did you grow up in?"
"Oral."
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.