Whats jokes
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.