Whats jokes
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
What do Humpty Dumpty and Ace from KISS have in common?
They both had a great fall.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
What does Marine stand for?
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
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