Whats jokes
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
Like if its true
What sucks but doesn't suck?
Vacuums!
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."