Whats jokes
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What idiot said to Stephen Hawking, "You can't run before you can walk"?
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
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Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.