Whats jokes
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
Memes
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.