Whats jokes
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."