Whats jokes
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Memes
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.