Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Whats Jokes
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
