Whats jokes
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
What’s something you might say at sea, but not at your partner?
Land ho!
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."