Whats jokes
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Memes
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.