Whats jokes
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Memes
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.