Whats jokes
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Hor- wait what the hell is that
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."